We are here to help.

Dr. Mrkos will perform a full evaluation to determine your loving capabilities and capacity for connection.

It gladdens us to know that Dr. Mrkos has made such a lasting and heartfelt impact on his patients.

While it is not recommended to begin an advanced session while feeling feverish, exceptions can be made on a case by case basis.

Unfortunately, we are not currently hiring. However, patients who perform exceptionally may be offered future opportunities to work at the Commune.

We believe that everyone has the potential to be fixed. Our goal is to repair fractured men. Choosing to participate in our clinic is the first step towards healing yourself.

Fear not, for you are not alone. We are with you. Be not dismayed. You have brethren who understand. We are here to help.

Satisfaction is guaranteed. During the final in-person assessment, Dr. Mrkos will evaluate whether a patient has successfully completed their education and is ready to graduate from the program, or if further treatment is required.

A willingness to trust and an eagerness to perform are both excellent traits that will yield positive results to those seeking to improve their condition.

Unfortunately, we do not allow support goldfish to be brought into our facilities.

Being a good boy is a matter of mentality. We aim to make those who want to be good simply what they want to be; good.

Intake for the advanced session has been completed for this semester. However, those who meet the necessary criteria will be contacted to take part in Dr. Mrkos’ future sessions.

Reading is an excellent exercise for the mind. The body also enjoys exercise. The Commune offers great outdoor facilities to promote healthy outdoor play time which aids in reducing stress and anxiety associated with restless behaviour.